Because I’m not a pathetic female with no job, and because I’m busy and don’t text him all the time.To be honest, I don’t text him because he never has anything to say! – as she is quite my favourite writer and although, traditionally, it has only been acceptable to dismiss her as bonkers while pretending not to read her column in the Mail on Sunday, I am happy (nay, proud) to say it's the first thing I turn to every week.She is magnificently fascinating and, in a strange kind of way, I've always rather liked the nutty sound of her. I sort of hope not, for her sake, but, on the other hand, what does it mean if she isn't?
Even knowing I was driving he didn’t pick up the phone to talk to me, but kept sending childish texts with bullet points.There have been many online discussions and obsessive quests to uncover the mystery identity of the 80's rock star that Liz Jones claims to be dating. However I believe that Liz was describing her fantasy, but that she has described and identified the lovely and talented Mr Jim Kerr as her secret rock star boyfriend and then when internet armchair sleuths identified Mr Kerr from her writing, she was forced to either say yes or no. Her choice of words was interesting here: Note the context. If she had written 'I thought he had been about to say 'face' it would have read more naturally but she writes that sentence as though she is just working out herself what he is about to type rather than referring to something that has already been typed.However the overwhelming opinion of late is that he does not exist, that he is fictitious. Another clue into the strange and wondrous place that is Liz Jones' mind? According to Liz, he is in his late 40's, early 50's and he is Glaswegian. She has had the twitterati in a tizz (so many puns, so little time...) for some time, by claiming to have a rock star boyfriend and refusing to identify him..action_button.action_button:active.action_button:hover.action_button:focus,.action_button:hover.action_button:focus .count,.action_button:hover .count.action_button:focus .count:before,.action_button:hover .count:bullet.